Hi there, friend! Welcome to my blog. I hope you find it equal parts informative and funny. I’m sure you’ll learn more than you ever thought you wanted to know through my posts, but in case you’re deciding whether or not reading my page is worth it… I like to write, travel, and be sarcastic. So if you at minimum tolerate such things, then I implore you to continue reading. If you hate those things (which according to Instagram bios, 99% of people do not hate them) I also suggest you read some posts because if there is anything that pumps me up to conquer the world, it’s finding something that I hate and realizing that I can do no worse.